20/4/12 - Mulv's Top Ten Bits of Weird

Mulv's Top Ten Bits Of Weird To Stare

At / Think About / Do When Feeling Squashy

In no particular order

10. Watch some fractal zoom

The concept of fractals is pretty damn insane, and fractal zoom is a fucking beautiful thing. Fortunately, some people out there really like their fractals, and are prepared to spend weeks creating immensely detailed videos of fractal zoom. Here's to those crazy kids.

Mandelbrot Fractal Zoom

9. Watch Chris Morris's 'Jam'

It's a fantastic program. For those who are unfamiliar, here's Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(TV_series)
It's insane, confusing, hilarious, filthy and terrifying.
Jam: http://www.ovguide.com/tv/jam.htm
Jaaaaam: http://www.ovguide.com/tv/jaaaaam.htm

8. Eat some fucking chicken

Let's face it, chicken is fucking incredible. So eat some. I guarantee you'll feel better. Unless you're a vegetarian.

7. Freak yourself the fuck out

Try scaring the shit out of yourself! It's always a great way to pass time. I have a few suggestions:
If you're on the tube, try Portishead's 'Silence'. For some reason that seriously unsettled me yesterday on the way home.

Portishead - Silence

If you're in front of a screen of some kind, try the music video for the Chemical Brothers's 'Believe'. It's some fucked up shit, and a fucking tune.

Chemical Brothers - Believe

6. Amuse yourself with animals

 Tap your fishbowl, hug your cat, confuse you dog, it's all fun! If you have a furry animal, stroke that furry bitch.
If alas you lack the necessary pets, have no fear - youtube is here. Who needs a pet when you can watch someone else's being inevitably far more amusing than your own pet would ever be?
Cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go43XeW6Wg4 (IT'S IN A FUCKING HAMSTER BALL)
Dogs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roJzWYiXFtg (IT'S RIDING A FUCKING BIKE)
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLsly2ptePM (IT'S RIDING A FUCKING ROCKING HORSE)
Monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o (IT'S ON A FUCKING PIG)
Horses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts (IT'S FUCKING RETARDED)

5. Flick playing cards at people

There are an enormous number of ways to flick/throw cards, so the method is up to you, but I for one have spent many enjoyable hours doing this. Flick those bitches like you just don't care. Which you probably don't.

4. Sit on someone's roof.

Yes. Just yes.

3. Use Stumbleupon

It's a great website. Hours, weeks even, of fun.

2. Get Drunk

As Lana so rightly says in 'Get Drunk' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUJWp5HD6k), get drunk. It's always nice. If you're already drunk, get more drunk! Just don't do the awkward vomit thing. Nobody likes that. If you need help, CHECK THIS BITCH OUT http://www.wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/.

1. Make an 'In Case Of Crack' playlist

Because sometimes, crack.

So yeah! Stuff to do. Lots of it. Go wild!

Yours,

Marvin the Martian

xxx

P.S.
In the spirit of Marvin the Martian, watch this. It's a classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ED4dQvzPqY

MY FACE TODAY: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/pot-smoking-bunny.jpg